It's a Boy!

Lamp News Corp. is pleased to confirm that Joel and Bonnie will be having a little boy due on June 12 (all signs point to him being born on a different day to avoid confusion with other family members).

Joel Steven Lamp, II was confirmed on Wednesday in an exhausting ultrasound that showed the youngster checking out OK on everything.

"While we're happy its a boy, we're more happy about everything checking out and that he's healthy," said Joel Lamp. "To say that I'm excited about being a boy is an understatement. I was terrified that if it was a girl, I wouldn't know what to do other than buy a shotgun and a lot of ammo for when she started dating."

With the sex and name determined, the plans are rolling for the youngster.

"I'm working with lil' Stevie's swing coach to make sure that we've got his practice plan in place once he's up and walking," Joel said. "His first set of sticks are on order from Callaway and we're hoping to have his golf balls sponsored by Titleist.

"We're also starting the college recruiting process as well. Even though he hasn't been born yet, we've contacted a few schools to see if they have any signees for the class of 2027 and wanted to make sure that Steven is on their list.

"The one thing I know is that his swing will look a heck of a lot better than his dad's."